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ending.\" Perfect for anyone who appreciates a cheeky double entendre, it’s a relatable and witty gift for women (and their partners) who don’t take life—or their anatomy—too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKey Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003eWitty Adult Satire:\u003c\/b\u003e A comedic take on personal \"upkeep\" that uses clever metaphors to deliver big laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Me-Time\" Read:\u003c\/b\u003e Short, punchy, and designed to provide a much-needed giggle during a busy day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003ePerfect Conversation Piece:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether it's on 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While Linda's clam may be dusty, your book doesn't have to be!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eDiscreet Shipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Like all our adult products, this book arrives in plain, unmarked packaging to keep your \"clam\" business private.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Read solo for a laugh or out loud with a partner to break the ice regarding intimate topics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003eSafety Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a work of fiction and parody. 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It’s particularly popular as a gift for friends reaching a milestone birthday or going through a dry spell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eJen Jenivive writes for a broad adult audience, making this a safe, funny choice for women, non-binary individuals, and couples looking for lighthearted bedroom humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e1 x \"The Dusty Clam\" Paperback Book by Jen Jenivive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eIs this book safe to give as a gift?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eYes, provided the recipient enjoys \"silly\" adult-themed humor and innuendo. 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Giftable:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight paperback format makes it an easy add-on to any adult toy gift basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStress Relief:\u003c\/b\u003e Escape the daily grind with a lighthearted read that focuses on the lighter (and longer) side of life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTitle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,1,0\"\u003eI Trip Over My Wiener\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\"\u003eJen Jenivive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,1,0\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePage Count\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4,1,0\"\u003e44 pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGenre\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,5,1,0\"\u003eAdult Parody \/ Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,6,1,0\"\u003e8.5 x 8.5 in (21.6 x 21.6 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLanguage\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,7,1,0\"\u003eEnglish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAudience\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,8,1,0\"\u003eAdults 18+ only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTopic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,9,1,0\"\u003eSatirical innuendo regarding \"size\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIllustrations\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,10,1,0\"\u003eFull-color cartoon style\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep in a dry, cool place to prevent page warping. Store on a high shelf if children are present in the home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Recommended for reading during solo relaxation or sharing with a partner for a shared laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/b\u003e Pairs excellently with a glass of wine, a sense of humor, and any of our premium strokers or couples' toys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDiscreet Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e All orders are shipped in plain, unmarked boxes to ensure your neighbors remain unaware of your \"big wiener\" interests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eThis book is gender-inclusive and designed for anyone who finds humor in the \"blessings and curses\" of anatomy. It is a favorite among gay men, bachelorette parties, and couples with a playful bedroom dynamic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eUse this as a playful \"hint\" or a funny way to acknowledge a partner's physical attributes without the seriousness of a technical manual.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e1 x \"I Trip Over My Wiener\" Paperback Book by Jen Jenivive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs this book actually for children?\u003c\/b\u003e No. While the art style mimics a children's book, the content contains adult themes and sexual innuendos. It is strictly for adults aged 18 and over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs the humor \"dirty\" or just suggestive?\u003c\/b\u003e The book relies heavily on double entendres and \"tongue-in-cheek\" humor. It is cheeky and suggestive rather than graphically explicit, making it a great gift that is funny without being overly shocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs this a good gift for a bachelor party?\u003c\/b\u003e Absolutely. It is one of our top-rated gag gifts for grooms, birthdays, and \"just because\" laughs between friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDoes this book offer actual advice?\u003c\/b\u003e While the narrator discusses the \"hazards\" of his size, this is a work of fiction and parody meant for entertainment, not medical or physical advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adult Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54073208635668,"sku":"98023","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1033\/6862\/2356\/files\/i-trip-over-my-weiner.webp?v=1790356598"}],"url":"https:\/\/temptingeden.com\/collections\/role-play-novelties.oembed","provider":"Tempting Eden","version":"1.0","type":"link"}